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Monday, November 28, 2005Do you wonder where the sometime secret, perfect potion of love comes from. Where is that mysterious mixture concoted from? Where does the beautiful balance that pulls the weights evenly the majority of the time like a perfectly balanced scale come from? Why is is that these teams of two love yet hate, maintain peace yet inflict internal war upon themselves? Why is that the pod containing the peas bursts? Why does the window of oppurtunity, of lusty love crack and shatter? Where is human attraction for that beloved boyfriend or gorgeous girlfriend obtained from? Let's take it down to the basics and take a peek at the chemistry. Courtesy of my Indian friend from Calcutta, India:  Chemistry of Love Symbol : ILU Atomic No. : 2 Atomic Weight : Varies from couple to couple Position on Periodic Table : Close to Heart Occurance : Occurs in highly reactive state in college compounds, cinema halls, parks and bus stops. Method of Preparation : By action of beauty upon heart, an exothermic reaction resulting in higher rate of blood circulation and faster heart beat. By combination of two complex compounds commonly known as a boy and a girl or two of the same. Catalysts Used : Friends, cousins, movies, restaurants and a highly active imagination. Reducing Agents : Parents, neighbours, teachers and society. Girl + Parents , Explosion resulting in loss of saline water from tear glands. Boy + Reducing Agents , Rebellions Physical Properties: Physical State : Gas at human temperature. Colour : Varying shades of pink. Odour : Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet. Chemical Properties : Action on Scientists : Love + Scientist Philosopher Action on Teenagers : Love + Teenager Poet Reacts vigourously with suppression. Cannot be dissociated by use of "Scold" and "Beat" energy. Uses : Helps in food economy, as one who is in love forgets to eat and drink. Small and subtle dosage is necessary, as it is good for the body and the mind Raw material for movie theme. Non-conventional source of energy. Physical Properties :- Physical State : Gas at human temperature. Colour : Varying shades of pink. Odour : Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet. Chemical Properties :- Action on Scientists : Love + Scientist equates Philosopher Action on Teenagers : Love + Teenagers equates Poet Reacts vigourously with suppression. Cannot be dissociated by use of "Scold" and "Beat" energy. Uses : Helps in food economy, as one who is in love forgets to eat and drink. Small and subtle dosage is necessary, as it is good for the body and the mind. Raw material for movie theme. Non-conventional source of energy. Inference : Though chemistry and I tried to define love, it still remains undefined!!! 
Teague Neal blogged on 11:45 PM
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